Schweiner

The word often said by a highly unadaptable person with a terrible lisp, trying to say the word "weiner"

Ehhhhey Shonnnny, i shee your schweiner.

by Lisppy McLisperson June 16, 2011

Schwagger Napper

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

by fezzyone October 8, 2011

Schweizer Bakery

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.

Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!

by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009

schlager queen

A gay man who is obsessed with schlager music, a type of music most often found in the Nordic countries, and more especially Sweden. Said music tends to include a key-change, with an elaborate stage routine, and be performed by a Nordic diva-goddess, such as Shirley Clamp, Sanna Nielsen or Nanne Grönvall, staples of the Swedish schlager music scene.

Upon hearing the key-change, groups of schlager queens, normally gathering for their annual 6-week schlager-powwow in February and March, will scream, cry, clap, jump up and down and generally get very excited.

My word! Did you see that schlager queen literally cry when it got to the key-change?
Yes, but it's understandable. Every schlager queen is moved by a key-change.

by Finda McV January 23, 2011

Schwarber'd

When a local establishment holds a raffle for a jersey, but you are convinced you have been bamboozled, hoodwinked or lied to about the winning raffle ticket.

The local bar had a raffle and we think we were schwarber'd

by schwarber'd October 25, 2016

Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away

"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"

by xcocdcod February 25, 2020

schwagger

Somone who always buy's, and smokes low grade marijuana.

"dude all that allen kid smokes is schwag, hes such a schwagger."

by Dankins February 25, 2008