Michale Schumacher father of mick Schumacher driving for disHAASter F1 team
Michale is a German driver and also a 7 time world champion in formula 1 and have drove for Benetton ,Ferrari, Jordan and mercedes
He went to coma for 6 months when he and his family went for skiing and got his head injured what a legend he is
Wish he never went for skiing
Michale is a German driver and also a 7 time world champion in formula 1 and have drove for Benetton ,Ferrari, Jordan and mercedes
He went to coma for 6 months when he and his family went for skiing and got his head injured what a legend he is
Wish he never went for skiing
by F1 die hard fan November 26, 2021
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Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.
Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.
"Y'know, Rhys's lap times could really be improved by half a second... it's like he's unwilling to go 100%."
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"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"
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