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Schumacher

Schu isn’t just your average ginger. He’s the coolest teacher and is the goat. He’s pretty chill and doesn’t give a lot of work cause he doesn’t care enough. Schu loves his dog Luna and likes to steal mr. Acolley’s slide shows However, schu has an evil side and he likes to abuse children by throwing ducks at them and other various teacher supplies. He especially demises the kids in the back corner and likes attacking them even tho they are the coolest.
“Schumacher is throwing his rubber duck at the girls in the corner of the room.”
by Urmumzie October 11, 2022
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schumacher

- if you have this name you love playing rugby and getting slapped in the face with the ball

- if you have this name you have nice big titties because you are a bad bitty
- wow, schumacher is begging to play rugby AGAIN?!

- did you hear? schumacher titty fucked her brother today
by Zuri Rossssss March 16, 2022
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Michale Schumacher

Michale Schumacher father of mick Schumacher driving for disHAASter F1 team

Michale is a German driver and also a 7 time world champion in formula 1 and have drove for Benetton ,Ferrari, Jordan and mercedes

He went to coma for 6 months when he and his family went for skiing and got his head injured what a legend he is

Wish he never went for skiing
by F1 die hard fan November 26, 2021
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Schumacher

Schumachers will always love schu very much. Except when they are being pricks. (Which is most of the time.)
Those darn schumachers, gotta hate them, gotta love them.
by schulover February 20, 2019
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Schumacher

Is slang for a man who rides dirtbikes in 2nd gear and causally lays on the ground for a quarter of the expedition.
Man I totally rode like a Schumacher today. Maybe next time I”ll ride like a Kevin.
by Rider444 January 10, 2023
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