schleipen

To be styling. To utter embarrass someone.

I was schleipen on them hoes!

by Imlikesupercool June 29, 2016

schlizenheimer

A low class girl who acts German in order to seem exotic or interesting.

"Dude, that schlizenheimer's German was so terrible, she sounded like a redneck reading Rammstein lyrics."

by Jeremy F April 23, 2007

scheize

Scheiße, die (f.) German for shit...

not spelled scheize or scheisse, i's spelled with a ß u morons...

Scheiße, hold down ALT and press 225, and see what youll get(i can tell you if u want, it's ß, the proper letter for that word)

by Das Uber Soldat January 17, 2005

sheizen

shit; cigarettes; <something> sucks (see: "haggard tittie"; tired; sick; old;

I feel like sheizen. Let's go have a sheizen. Greg looks like sheizen.

by J.Q.T. October 20, 2003

scheize

A word dumbass people use who are too uneducated to know that it is spelled scheiße.

Scheize!

It's scheiße dumbtard.

by Arce July 15, 2005

Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.

We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.

by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020

scheißenfreude

To derive pleasure from watching someone else lose their shit. A combination of schadenfreude and scheiße.

"Dude, did you see Bob's meltdown in the break room the other day when he saw that someone threw out his week-old sandwich? We were all enjoying the scheißenfreude."

by Peter Gryphon January 13, 2007