wiggity-schplork

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

Schploong

(pronounced Shush-plong or Shu-plong)

An enormous hit of Marijuana usually capable of incapacitating a person for up to 7 hours. Related to the verb Schploonging, meaning to be schploonging

Man, I bet Obama took a huge schploong last night after he defeated Romney

by Bourgeoisi3 November 7, 2012

Schploogie

a word you create to prove Google doesn't know everything, but Urban dictionary will (if they have accepted this word)

"google knows everything"
*creates word and searches it*
*google search: Schploogie: ERROR did you mean Schoology

by Purple_Marshmellow_with_a_mask May 21, 2016

Schploofenhein

Someone who produces a potent fart (Schplaff)

Eden: *Schplaffes*
Rob: Ugh, you're such a schploofenhein

by RAH_ May 10, 2018

Schploot McGoot

When a doggo/pupper lays down and extends legs behind them like superman. Often found in the Corgo Breed, and can cause near deadly amounts of cutness

Person one: C'mere boi, you is must be good boi you is
Doggo: *Bork* *Schploot McGoots*
Person 1: *dies*

by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018

Schploof

A minecraft player, a legend in some eyes. Sometimes a helicopter and sometimes a goos.

Schploof is a chonky helictpoer

by Schploof March 15, 2021

Schlookie

When your girl dookies on your schlong during anal intercourse.

"Dude, last night during sex bro, she schlookied on me. Shit looks green asf like green eggs and ham."
"Man, you could write a song about that, that sounds wild like the time when my grandma flew away while windsurfing!"

by sexy hexy II March 3, 2023