schnurple

a word that replaces anything you would like it to be.

i schnurpled your mom last night.

is that a schnurple in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

your schnurple is showing.

by schnurple February 14, 2009

schnockled

The act of getting hammered out of your gord. Also, in latin, to ramrod a poor, hapless, 19 year old female with no right to be at the bar.

Dude, I was totally schnockled last night so much that I don't remember the girl that I schnockled on my couch!

by djnewtdog June 9, 2009

Schmucklepuff

A large person with a boisterous laugh and kick-awesome attitude.

The story would have been mondaine if the schmucklepuff had not interjected his witty comments.

by Bartall August 21, 2009

schnickle

A small, physical show of endearment (especially towards a child).

I always gave him a little schnickle before he went to bed.

by Schnickler October 11, 2015

schmuckler

1. describes a very overexited individual, usually with the ladies
2. very popular with the ladies, has lots of sex all the time, usually with more than one girl, very talented in bed

Man, I want that schmuckler to sex me up.

by Phil Keller December 6, 2006

Schmuckle

Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.

My boyfriend is a schmuckle.

by Whorehey Jones June 29, 2019

schnarfle

To eat fast food. Is a verb, adjective, noun, anything you want really.

"Dude lets go to Burger Schnarfle!"
"I feel like quite the schnarfler."
"I don't feel like schnarfling right now, I'm rather full and have a strong desire to rape my dog."
"I have grown nice and plump due to my excessive amount of schnarfling."

by rossco321 May 24, 2008