Schnopps

An alcohlic beverage that tastes like candy, goes down smooth, and guarantees you a long night with the great white bowl. But even after you've puked your brains out, your breath will still smell like minty freshness. In short, Schnopps is an ingenious drink that will someday take over the world.
Fuck toothpaste...Brush with SCHNOPPS!!!!

man to woman (who is currently hung over the porcelain god) "what'd you drink?"
"shh..."
"no! what did you drink"
"shhhh...."
"god damnit lisa, tell me what you were drinking"
"schhhhhhhnopps!!!!!!!"
oh schnopps

by katenmegs December 3, 2006

Schnorb

A Schnorb is a small creature who runs around hugging, slapping, jumping on and partially mauling innocent by-standers. They are regularly found carrying 'Schnorb Fungus' on the backs of their heads. Sometimes known as 'Schnorby' or just 'AHHHHHHHH!!' too. Believed to foam at the mouth and smile uncontrollably when angry. They are also known to fear rattling noises, this is the only way to stop a Schnorb attack. They are a danger to everyone and everything around them. Run.

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a Schnorb? Is it a Schnorb?"

by Cheezycola January 27, 2010

Schnope

A classic phrase combining the words "so" and nope". Used when you are too busy to say so-nope or not wanting to trade away your fantasy basketball team players. Use only if Jewish.

Steve: Hey man, I just picked up Rafer Alston.
Osman: Really, you sucker, will you trade him to me?
Steve: SCHNOPE!!!

by Osman123 March 17, 2008

schnoopled

When one sticks thy finger up ones anus.

Hailey shnoppled DavUS.

Kirk is not a fan of being schnoopled.

by Champette May 28, 2018

Schlorp

The act of consuming soup

"I schlorped some soup"
"Toby is schlorping some soup"
"I am going to schlorp soup"

by chefboo February 23, 2021

schnorkus

someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.

He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.

by von strudelburg August 27, 2013

blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

by squarf March 2, 2004