schnoodle

A Schnoodle can also be a circle jerk between a circumsized guy and an uncircumsized guy.

Kevin the Navy guy knows the definition of Schnoodle because he has a dirty mind.

by Athene Airheart April 18, 2004

schnoodle

Schnoodle is another slang for penis.

Quit doodling (playing with) your schnoodle (penis) and get over here!

by Jerkin the gerkin May 6, 2006

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011

schnoodle-schnoff

Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.

I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!

by Peanut&Raisin December 27, 2010

Schnoodle Noodle

German for dick snot.

That gap toothed bitch guzzled my schnoodle noodle. ja ja.

by Will.C....... November 7, 2007

Homeless schnoodle

The act of schnoodling with a homeless person while using a toilet paper tube and baked beans.

While at the Jersey shore I witnessed two men doing the homeless schnoodle, the sound was like pulling a duck from the mud.

by Bigtoasty66 July 29, 2021

schnoodle

a code word that guys use to let them know they have some booger hanging from their nose...especially around chicks.

Guy 1 talking to chick: hey

Guy 2: dude, schnoodle

Guy 1: *sniff*

by Reppin Da Tree Oh Figh January 22, 2005