Schmuck

A soccer coach who Can’t afford the local tacos and likes to flex his film degree. Hell tell you that he’s cute but he gets his haircuts in Paris if that says anything.

Bourbons soccer coach is the prime example of a Schmuck

by Gyppw October 22, 2018

schmuck

Schmuck is derogatory yiddish for penis.

You are nothing but a schmuck.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Schmuck

a low life punk

you dirty little schmuck

by Hannah the Spanner Bean October 10, 2008

Schmuck

Discarded foreskin, from performing a circumcision.

With a forceps, the Rabbi carefully removed the schmuck he had just snipped off.

by SierraLeone July 11, 2017

Schmuck

The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.

My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.

by RichieAnonymous August 10, 2012

schmuck

Jewish origin:
A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.

Janet: "Why is Bill being such a schmuck? I can't believe we only broke up 2 days ago and he's already going out with that slut."
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"

by mysterious writer June 10, 2004

schmuck

Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.

Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.

by the fuuuuck? July 22, 2010