schmoosy

someone/something very cuddley, cosy, derives from German "schmusen" pronounced as "shmoosen", similar to "smootch"

In the mornings he used to be in hist most schmoosy mood.

by SkiYo August 26, 2009

schmoosh

when a girl is flip flop until you have had a bevy or 2 and she then becomes schmink

yeah, schmoosh!

by jim79 February 22, 2010

schlossberg

noun: a racist rant.

hey, that douchebag totally pulled a schlossberg on those fobs.

by Rael1000000 June 6, 2018

The schlossmuseum

A living, breathing house that currently operates as a bed and breakfast-makeshift hotel type establishment constructed in the early 1920s. The house is inhabited by the dead, fueled by insanity and psychological torment, and commanded by his unholy highness, Lucifer. Witnesses report seeing blood drip down the walls of the schlossmuseum, seeing demons perched upon the rooftop, staring with fiery eyes into their soul, blood curdling screams of agony in the still of night, and on more than one occasion, guests have reported being dragged out of their bed at night, and down into the basement by an unseen entity, strapped to an antique operating table, and being tortured for several days by demonic surgeons. Despite all this, the schlossmuseum is a fine place to bring your family for an extended vacationism. Seriously, we want you to bring your children here. The house siphons the innocence out of young children, through their mouth/esophagus, and uses it for its own twisted purposes.

Bring your children to the schlossmuseum.
BRING YOUR CHILDREN TO THE SCHLOSSMUSEUM!

Please bring your children to the schlossmuseum, we'd really appreciate it if you brought your children to the schlossmuseum.

by ellsworthtoohey November 2, 2012

schloss

one having a gigantically huge nose;
one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;
one who really needs a nose job. really badly.

ewww. look at that schloss!
i could never hook up with a kid like that!

or-

omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa

by macx October 16, 2005

schlossarse

"Castle ass." Referring to Amber Jenkins. Word created by Amber Jenkins.

"Whoa, man! She is such a schlossarse!"

by Jesus April 29, 2004

schlossed

Drunk and horny

After all that wine you could tell she was schlossed so we went back to the van and fucked really good for like 20 minutes.

by Cocky Mcvan September 20, 2013