Google Scholar

Someone who believes that easy access to internet articles on a subject is the same as personal, academic, mastery of a subject. Someone who believes that upvotes and popularity of information on the internet is enough for that information to be trustworthy. Someone who disdains or ignores academic journals, primary sources, and university publications because the headlines in a search engine or social media have taught them all they need to know.

Another student cited wikipedia in my informal logic class. All the recent high school grads start off as Google Scholars.

by jin-roh May 20, 2016

Scholarbate

The act of masturbation for study related purposes. Also known as "studybate."

"Man, I really need to scholarbate, otherwise I don't know if I'm going to be able to get this paper done."

by Head Fones May 10, 2009

scholaristic

The act of being a scholar

He was so scholaristic in his presentation

by Taj-_-Richards November 27, 2017

Schmooling

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”

by thealeks March 8, 2019

Scholartific

- A person who is extremely smart or highly educated.
- A word used for sarcastic remarks after someone says something stupid.

Random girl: Today is Thursday right?
Other girl: No it’s Wednesday

Other girl’s friend: Scholartific!!

by andreitablopez May 6, 2019

Scholars Academy

A slightly overrated school that uses hurricane sandy as an excuse to be better

At scholars academy, we survived hurricane sandy, so that must mean we are strong!!

by InstantPotatos March 8, 2016

schoolationship

A relationship where both members go to the same school. These are typical for lasting a short while and being almost meaningless due to the hazardous nature of the school environment. Often, the paticipants are 16 or younger, lacking the maturity to uphold a realtionship in this environment.

"Did you hear about Cleopatra? She didn't even speak to Henry for 2 weeks then dumped him."

"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"

by The Barrelman April 12, 2008