Schlessman

A good nice friend when he/she walks in you just get a burst of joy knowing it’s going to be a good day

He’s so fun to be around he’s definitely a schlessman

by Red_raccoon April 1, 2019

schuss

to go crazy while being sexy

I went totally schuss last night

by Schuss March 27, 2003

Schloss Fels

The language of the drunken Swiss Mountain people

In Schloss Fels, Beer means "I Love You"

by Frat Boyz October 18, 2007

Jack Schlossberg

One of the hottest lawyers I’ve ever seen. Also John F. Kennedy’s grandson

Omg have you seen JFK’s grandson Jack Schlossberg???

by iloveryanreynoldss May 22, 2022

schlossberg

noun: a racist rant.

hey, that douchebag totally pulled a schlossberg on those fobs.

by Rael1000000 June 6, 2018

Josh Schussler

The most amazing person ever. He's a great singer, actor, and human being all together. He will be the best boyfriend ever to you and he won't cheat with anyone else. He is well known, very sexy, and just an overall perfect man.

Ericka- Who's that beautiful guy standing like a god over there?!?

Tiffany- Oh, him? That's Josh. Josh is mine. MY Josh Schussler! MINE!!!

by ~URBANDICTIONARY~ June 1, 2011

The schlossmuseum

A living, breathing house that currently operates as a bed and breakfast-makeshift hotel type establishment constructed in the early 1920s. The house is inhabited by the dead, fueled by insanity and psychological torment, and commanded by his unholy highness, Lucifer. Witnesses report seeing blood drip down the walls of the schlossmuseum, seeing demons perched upon the rooftop, staring with fiery eyes into their soul, blood curdling screams of agony in the still of night, and on more than one occasion, guests have reported being dragged out of their bed at night, and down into the basement by an unseen entity, strapped to an antique operating table, and being tortured for several days by demonic surgeons. Despite all this, the schlossmuseum is a fine place to bring your family for an extended vacationism. Seriously, we want you to bring your children here. The house siphons the innocence out of young children, through their mouth/esophagus, and uses it for its own twisted purposes.

Bring your children to the schlossmuseum.
BRING YOUR CHILDREN TO THE SCHLOSSMUSEUM!

Please bring your children to the schlossmuseum, we'd really appreciate it if you brought your children to the schlossmuseum.

by ellsworthtoohey November 2, 2012