Schlüffen

Verb in Yiddish or German, to take a cat nap in the middle of the day, even at work.

Follow my advice. Gei schlüffen in your office, see how your boss will react.

by Uncle Dimma March 12, 2022

Schlurber

Its a person that eat abundance of food at night

Eliza went down stairs to get a tub of ice cream and a bag of chips. She was a Schlurber>

by Chef Lin June 30, 2023

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 17, 2007

shlurker

a shady and sketchy person who's presence is grossly out of place, unwanted, and perverted. a lurker, perv, or bum hanging out in an area where they don't belong.

Girl to girl friend at the beach: "That gross shlurker in the combat boots and sweat pants is staring at you. Let's get out of here!"

by NackDogg May 22, 2010

Schnürsenklig

(adjective) when something is particularly stupidly done or ditzy, or can be used instead of saying "fail". Translated into English it is "shoelace-y" from the original German. It was originally created to convey the message of a sarcastic "good job" in German, but ended up evolving into the current use.

Schnürsenklig!

by Schnürsenkliges Mädchen December 13, 2010

shlurking

verb
when one is listening to dubstep while lurking
shlumping+lurking=shlurking
dubstep lurking shlumping

-Hey, do you know where Luke is?
-Yea, I think i saw him shlurking in the english hallway a few minutes ago.

by The_Majyq_Touch January 20, 2011

Schluckebier

THE most endangered races to date. They eat loads of bacon and Lucky Charms while running marathons. For fun. Only one has been caught in the past 10 years and the government has put together the NAAS (National Association for Acquiring Schluckebiers) to capture and harvest these beings as they are a sufficient source of energy (41 trillion gigawatts per .453 milliseconds ).

Look at that Schluckebier! I heard he gets so much pussy!

by DailyNews March 19, 2013