The word "Schlapper" derives from the latin word "Slapper" or "Slag", also known as;
"tarts"
"hoes"
"sluts"
"wife"
Can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy English nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe dogging by intoxicated males.
Slags.
"tarts"
"hoes"
"sluts"
"wife"
Can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy English nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe dogging by intoxicated males.
Slags.
by Lucasofgy May 17, 2005
Get the Schlapper mug.The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.
Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"
Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"
Jerry: "..."
Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"
Jerry: "..."
Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
by Voltron22 August 6, 2012
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A term used to define the level of quality used in many modern-day American "greasy spoon" restaurants. Its a fancy way of saying "slop".
by eshm March 2, 2009
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A schleppezste slobby person who eats sloppy joes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Lives in his mother's basement and plays video games and wears a white wifebeater with crusty brown stains on it. Also very good at math. He only has online buddies.
A schleppezste slobby person who eats sloppy joes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Lives in his mother's basement and plays video games and wears a white wifebeater with crusty brown stains on it. Also very good at math. He only has online buddies.
He's such a schleppezste!!!
by schleppezste April 13, 2021
Get the schleppezste mug.Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.
1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.
2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.
2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.
2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.
2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
by Boxman December 22, 2003
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by Sean Young, Colin Stingley April 11, 2007
Get the schlobberdonkey mug.Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
by James Holter April 30, 2008
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