Schload

Shit load

Mike is drunk, drank a schload of beer

by DEH June 6, 2018

Schloa

A schloa is a very small sword. It is wielded by a schloaginite, and admired by schloagines.

Pronounced: 'sch' as in shoe, 'lo' as in lore, and 'a' as in ah.

Example A:
Do not fear. It is only a schloa.

by WSama August 22, 2018

Schloagine

A schloagine is an admirer of schloaginite's who wield schloa's which are very small swords.

For more details see Schloa and Schloaginite.

The poor man was ridiculed for wielding a schloa. That was before he found Mr. Smith's daughter who has always been quite the schloagine. She understands the schloanic art very well.

by WSama August 22, 2018

Schlode

A mix of a schlong and a chode. If you have a schlode it means you have the length of a chode (tiny) and the thickness of a schlong (skinny)

Yoo Brad totally has a schlode, Amanda told me when she was suckin' it man!

by HiggyBank15 March 18, 2020

Schlopalopalinopho

The act of being in-genuinely ingenious without being genuine towards ingenuinity

Damnnnn she was Schlopalopalinopho, I’ll tell you that much

by jakestuh January 4, 2021

Schlopalopagus

When a man’s penis swings below his kneecaps on soft

Wow, did you see his schlopalopagus hanging in them sweatpants!

by MetallicTitan February 27, 2022

Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).

Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg

by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022