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shlingshot

A style of pickup used mainly when in contact with college girls; the actual shlingshot (position) can be utilized when kissing. It entails the lifting of the womans leg while making out preferably on a couch in a living room.
Oh God Danny is here,..."I think hes lining up the shlingshot," "yeah look hes taking aim."
by Shling-ling April 8, 2008
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schlongtit

Only applies to obese people, when they piss you off, because their tits are so saggy it touches the tip of their schlong
Yo that fatass over there eating the whole fucking buffet being such a schlongtit
by rocket__ June 16, 2018
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Schlinggewächses

A goat in a suit with a i voted button on his shirt.
Bob: have you seen Schlinggewächses?
Jerry: yeah he has great posture!
Bob: I know right I want to be like him.
by lynn_l0v3r69 November 25, 2022
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shlength

The length of a shlong.

See shlong, shlongitude
My shlength is the standard for Astronomical Units.
by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004
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Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.
Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!
by tOmmy May 7, 2004
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Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.
Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?
by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011
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Schlingmabob

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest
Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob
by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012
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