Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

Schlapper

The word "Schlapper" derives from the latin word "Slapper" or "Slag", also known as;

"tarts"
"hoes"
"sluts"
"wife"

Can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy English nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe dogging by intoxicated males.

Slags.

"I shagged this Schlapper jus last night."

by Lucasofgy May 17, 2005

schlampe bitte

German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.

Mom: You have to do your homework NOW.
Kid: "Schlampe bitte!"

by Irish89 December 25, 2007

Schampier

To Schampier - Verb
To take the final sandwich

Bob just Schampiered Fred- he ate the last New York Deli!

by Benthesausageroll September 17, 2023

Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018

Schlampe Wagen

Schlampe Wagen or Slut Wagon is a term that describes a permiscious young lady. She gets around fucks a lot of dudes and may carry things as a wagon does STD's.

Bro did you sleep with that Schlampe Wagen last night?
No, she's got the herpes

by Brochacho6969 May 21, 2011

scample

a free sample that you take with no intention to buy the stuff. Especially one sought out to get free food as at for example Sam's Club.

i am going down to Sam's to get some scamples.

by rodderx October 12, 2011