I'm on your schedule

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.

"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."

by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013

scheyer face

Crazy, hyperbolic, ugly, and unnecessary facial contortions made my Duke basketball player John Scheyer. Faces are made during the game and each face is unique to itself and cannot be replicated by further Sheyer Faces. They are like snowflakes, billions of them, but each it's own unique creation.

"Man, that Scheyer Face really reminds me of the face I make when my dog farts."

by bmw5233 December 23, 2008

sex schedule

Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.

Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"

Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."

by westfalia January 29, 2010

Schedge

Schedge was invented at Granada Hills Charter High School, as a means of scheduling every time you arrive and depart at a new location, at the same time every day (minus Tuesdays, and other days with odd schedules). The phrase is also shouted at each of these times, followed by a "schedge-five".

Also, people who have gotten 'degrees' in the art of schedge are considered Schedgperts, (experts of schedge), while the rest are still in Schedglementary School. Schedgperts are rare, and the only power higher than that is the Schedge-Master, which is a title owned only by the original 4 Schedgperts. Some schedgperts (including one of the four schedgmasters) are Boobologists as well.

S.I.P (Schedge In Peace) Jay, 8:08-3:19

Eddie: Hey james, check the schedge time
James: Calm your shit Ed, it's only 8:07!
Isaac: Yeah Ed! We still got a minute of schedging!
Eddie: Alright thanks James, and Sack! Anyways, hows the inventing business coming alo-
James(interrupting): It's 8:08!!!
Isaac: Schedge-Five fellas!
James: Later, Sack! Later, Ed!!!!
Eddie: Schedge on the reg!

by schedgepert August 6, 2011

pee schedule

A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.

Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!

by Lionhearte May 24, 2008

scheduled procrastination

The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.

Jeremy's scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the University of Kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.

by BCEagle September 18, 2003

scheduling fatigue

when you and a person are trying to get together but your schedules keep coming up with more and more conflict and you're like 'ah jeez i dont actually care about this person this much. fuck it'

i was trying to get a second date with this girl, but as we texted back and forth about trying to find a good time and repeatedly failing, we got scheduling fatigue and i never saw her again. :(

by cfboyd May 22, 2016