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schedule nazi

A person who maniacally controls the schedule of a group gathering or event to the point where everyone else wants to kill them.

This person is particularly rampant during family events and the hectic holiday season.
"Guys, we need to be back by 4pm or the baby is going to miss his nap. Do you have your shoes on yet? Were leaving in 3 minutes. I'm going to wait in the car" * door slam *

- "Looks like Schedule Nazi is back."
- "With a vengeance."
by Trickypat December 16, 2008
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ish-schedule

An inexact work schedule used extensively in American business (especially by executives) to artificially create a shorter workday to allow more time for golf.
Around here we work an ish-schedule. I work 8-ish to 4-ish.
by Wisconsin Slacker December 14, 2008
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texting schedule

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.
dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!
by ilovebritain August 14, 2009
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Bee Schedule

A schdule on a contract showing specifically where, when, and by how many bees you will be stung upon completing the application. Often it is included in mortgage, loan, and merchant account applications.
BEE SCHEDULE!? I don't want no bees all in my face, stinging me and whatnot!
by Dearhamsammich July 13, 2010
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school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.
Friend 1: “Are you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Nah, I’m on that school schedule.”
by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019
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The Schedule

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.
Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.
by abbott_j October 31, 2009
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Schedule

List of things in order of when you will do it
Guys schedule:
Morning wood
Look up porn
Search random shit on ud
watch football

sex
by Flantacolisousniss March 28, 2015
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