Scarecrow

A scarecrow is when you scrape your scrot on the velcrow of your shorts.

Shit...I done got scarecrowed again by these POS shorts.

by OWA October 31, 2004

Scarecrow//

A dutch homo that delivers the paper.

Devion cacksucker guylover

by rg January 25, 2005

Scarecrow

A moderator on a forum.

"Hey look, that Scarecrow owned that noob"

by CarlosX April 26, 2006

scarecrow a bitch

When you fuck the brains out of a bitch, and leave her brainless like the "scarecrow" from the Wizard of Oz.

I am about to scarecrow a bitch tonight

by Obie16 November 4, 2010

Scarecrow-Hunting

During the halloween season, practitioners of Darkour take joy in hunting, stealing, collecting and displaying a large variey of many stolen scarecrows. After the halloween season, shadeuxs may find use for them such as: burning them, hiding them in leafless trees or simply saving them for next year.

"I went scarecrow-hunting until 4am, collected 15 scarecrows!!"

by Scarechich McPherson March 5, 2010

Scarecrow Mode

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they put their arms around the people on either side of them to maintain balance as they slowly pass out and end up looking like a scarecrow.

Man J.C. was so wasted last night he slipped into scarecrow mode by 12:30 and they had to airlift his bitchass out to his house.

by Luchesi Bonaviagi July 7, 2011

Pub Scarecrow

A person who whenever is in a pub keeps females away, therefore they are scaring the birds away like a scarecrow.

Whenever he's about the women stay away, he's like the pub scarecrow.

by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones March 30, 2010