stanford syndrome 

When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.

Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"

stanford syndrome by JeffChaucer April 2, 2017

Stanford 

Genius of a person, usually pretty cool person, googles everything, asks a lot of questions, answers teachers questions, very lazy, hates stats

Hey isn't that Stanford??

Stanford by THEROCK!@#$ November 2, 2021

Stanford University 

School with all the prestige of an Ivy, yet with the California climate, girls, and open-mindedness.

Stanford. Best in Athletics AND Academics.

Stanford University by Hmmm July 3, 2004

Stanford Prison Experiment 

The Stanford Prison Experiment is the act of voluntarily yet also involuntarily locking yourself in your bedroom. After a solid beatoff session (using lube) you are unable to even turn your doorknob because of the amount of lube on your hands.

"I was unable to leave my room Saturday. After beating off, I accidentally pulled a Stanford Prison Experiment"

Stanford Prison Experiment by Adam182 August 19, 2019

Stanford goggles 

The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!

That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!

Stanford goggles by Nick D February 7, 2003

Stanfording

It is when you are obsessed about Stanford and keep saying "Stanford! Stanford! I got into Stanford!!"

Nosey: "I GOT INTO STANFORD! OMG OMG! Stanford! It's Stanford!!"

Isra: "We get it. Stop Stanfording!"

Stanfording by The Stanforder March 26, 2010

Stanford University 

A school in Palo Alto, CA that is generally considered one of the top 5 academic institutions and the premier sports school in America. The girls are extremely beat and the party scene is deader than Leland Stanford Jr., but still.

Joe had a 1600 SAT score, a perfect 4.0 GPA, was class president, state champion in 3 sports, and started an non-profit orphanage in Ethiopia. Harvard, Yale, MIT, and Princeton were drooling over that motherfucker. Stanford rejected him flat-out.

9 out of 10 girls in California is hot. The 10th one goes to Stanford, or UC-Berkeley.

Stanford University by Nick D September 29, 2003