Samsquach

Samsqauch, noun, a samsquach is large hairy, sweaty person who assaults your eyes by eating a burger or sandwich poorly, while whooping and/or grunting.

"You didn't tell me your mom is a samsquach. The wedding'a off."

by Mokee September 13, 2014

vaginal sasquatch

Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).

That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.

by sweetgy June 29, 2009

Brass Sasquatch

Similar to a brass monkey. Instead of using a 40oz of Olde English, you use 12oz cans of Rainier Beer (sometimes to make one seem upper class, it can be pronounced "Ron-Yay). and a party cup. Pour in the can and top of with Orange Juice.

Reigonal to the Pacific Northwest Reigon of the United States

Joe drank 10 Brass Sasquatches last night and passed out on the floor

by godadone September 26, 2010

Frozen Sasquatch

Receiving a hand job while your balls are frozen by an ice cream treat.

"Trindl, as soon as I'm done unloading this truck, meet me in the walk in cooler for a frozen Sasquatch" -Kyle

by Siegeller August 10, 2020

sasquatch bajina

basically a very hairy and possibly kinda smelly pussy that is best kept rarely seen

your sasquatch bajina is so hairy if i go down on you i'll be coughing up hairballs for a month

by soupeymark April 26, 2010

sasquash

an abnormally tall and large freckled monster, resemling a human with red hair. often seen lurking in the woods or jungles making strange, deep, moaning sounds.

On the Windham Mountain lift, a sasquash was spotted in the woods between the trails.

by Big Texas July 29, 2008

Sasquatchewan

That rural Canadian province which is home to the majority of the Bigfoot population.

I'm gonna make a trip to Sasquatchewan and see if I have any luck sighting a Bigfoot.

by QuacksO December 29, 2012