Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm. A fake orgasm.

You're not even good enough to give me a sargasm

by Pettyswap September 13, 2020

Sargasm

When sarcasm is used so effectively, it becomes orgasmic to read or hear.

"Jesus, what a sargasm."
"Lmao, that was sargasmic."

by Seabasilisk May 11, 2019

Sargasm

When someone enjoys behaving and/or speaking in a sarcastic manner so much, you could swear they get off on it.

The act of obtaining significant emotional fulfillment from being sarcastic, usually at someone else's expense by insulting their intelligence with sarcasm.

I really think he likes the shirt his girlfriend picked for him!
Nah, he really hates it. Just having another sargasm.

by Rowdypanda November 30, 2010

Sargasm

To cut it short, a fake/sarcastic orgasm, usually used during pity sex.

Lucy: I had a sargasm last night during sex with John. He didn't realise and came out smiling like a fool.
Aly: Genius.

by CrypticGirl April 18, 2011

Sargasm

Instead of saying fake orgasm. It's an orgasm that isn't meant.

Guy 1: Dude I don't think my girlfriend's really feeling me. Guy 2: why? Guy 1: cause I swear to God last night she Sargasmed

by Jamee S (QueenIdle) January 03, 2014

Sargasm

When one sarcastically orgasms all over someone's face.

Damn bro she just Sargasmed all over your face.

by Erocciroc April 24, 2013

Sargasm

A fake orgasm with a sarcastic and unfelt acknowledgement.

Christine announced her sargasm while rolling her eyes, "Oh yes, yes you are so good, oh baby you bring the woman out of me. Now get off of me you fat bastard!".

by Bat Fastard May 03, 2006