santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

by mrcyn November 19, 2013

Senior Sword Fight

The process when two seniors swordfight with their penis

Look at those two bus drivers senior sword fighting in the bathroom

by Mc trippin January 10, 2017

Light-skin savior complex

In almost all of Tyler perry movies he uses the light-skin savior complex where he like to make the dark-skin husband like look a monster and the light-skin guy look like a hero.

Why does Tyler perry use the light-skin savior complex in every movie he make.

by Ctrl December 9, 2020

senior scramble

(n): The last-ditch attempt among college seniors to find new hook-up partners or consummate a long-standing crush before graduation. While the term may refer to the final year of college, it is usually understood to mean the final semester or trimester, especially during the last (spring) weeks of school. With the impending end of a college environment, the connotation of scramble is desperate solicitation and confession. The practice is common among both men and women.

(v): to engage in a senior scramble, or to be party to a senior scramble.

1. "Can you believe we're graduating in a month?"
"Time for senior scramble"

2. "She never called me back."
"You got senior scrambled."

by mxm March 8, 2009

Senioritis

noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.

Why didn't study for your math test Kuhns?

Oh, who studies for a math test anyways. I got senioritis.

by Joe C. November 11, 2004

super senior year

The extra year(s) required to finish an undergraduate degree.

It sucked that I could not get all my coursework done in 4 years but I was able to get a minor during my super senior year.

by Sofa King Chicago April 25, 2006

Sanford Middle

Literal trash so many kids pull the fire alarm and get into fights almost every day.Its so fucking ghetto and is actual hell.

Some 5th grader-hey what middle school are you going to?
Another 5th grader-Sanford Middle.why?
Some 5th grader-yikes

by shrekismyactualdad June 9, 2019