Sand-Castle Crusher

Someone who just ruins your day. It doesn't help them at all other than to make them laugh. They suck.

Person 1: Dude, I hate Bill.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Sand-Castle crusher.

by Jesus152 December 20, 2010

sandcastling

The act of whining so incessantly that a medieval fortress could conceivably be built from the ample sand dunes blasting forth from your vagina.

Goddamn! Bob's been sandcastling so hard about his job, I could swear we're at the beach.

by b3s January 7, 2010

mexican sand castle

When the guy is laying on his back and the Girl is getting ass fuck'd and she shits on his cock.

"Carolin Gave Dave a Mexican Sand Castle"

by Papa Jay June 11, 2006

Sandcastled

When a Runescape warlord takes lead and completely destroys your carefully sculpted pile, reducing it to 30 options spread across the face of the wilderness within a few minutes. Much like a fat ginger kid would step on your sandcastle when it is almost complete.

Tiffany just sandcastled us again...

by arma150 October 19, 2010

sandcastles

Leftover food stored in a plastic container that causes the food to hold the shape of the container when it is dumped out, much like when you make sandcastles with a plastic bucket.

"I made too much spaghetti last night. I'll be eating sandcastles for days."

by DannoBoston September 5, 2006

making sandcastles

When someone takes a shit on a vagina then pushes it inside with their fingers.

I'm tired today because I was up late making sandcastles.

by Jasehole and William Cocksmith November 2, 2011

sand castle

When Banging a girl from behind and on the beach. You spit on her back just before you blow your load and as she turns around you blow it in her face then throw sand in her face and call out,"Sand Csstle Biatch!"

I had to "Sand Castle" that biatch to get her off these nuts.

by Mikey February 17, 2005