royal sampler

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.

Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.

by hunt (cerv) September 27, 2005

Samuel

A Samuel is that High School crush you never told anyone about but you still run into an infuriating amount of times after you graduate.

They’re athletic and some of the smartest guys you’ll ever meet, but more importantly are genuine and stand up for what is right even when it isn’t the popular option. They work hard in silence and let their success make noise, yet always remain humbled by the process.

Everyone who meets a Samuel describes him as a “stand up guy” who is good at most everything he puts his heart into. They often have a strange assortment of talents and can’t stay still for long. Despite their attractive and intimidating exterior, they still enjoy soft things and do their fair share of dumb shit when they think no one else is watching. Ironically, that just makes people love them more.

Overall, a Samuel is the type of guy that you either love, want to love, or want to be.

“Who was that guy you were talking to in the elevator?”
“Oh, Samuel? We had a class together.”

by AndI— March 19, 2020

hot cocoa sampler box

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

Samuel

A nice caring guy, who will accept you for who you are, He is easy to be around and he would never do anything to hurt your feelings. he is constantly horsing around and doesn't give a crap about school.

"that guy was so nice, he must be a Samuel"

by persuaden October 23, 2017

samuel lane

albino man whore whomst prays on younger women, preferably year 8 or 9 girls.

aaahh samuel lane touch me

by Roblox King 69 February 27, 2019

Samuel Strecha

Samuel Strecha (Salvatore Phoenix) is a personality from Central Europe often pretending to be a human being. His actions are abstract and so is his existence. Incomprehensible creature.

“Hi, are the Samuel Strecha??”
“Vymy slki daa podla mna.”
“Wow.”

by ERIX_ March 24, 2021

Dweebo Samuel

An awkward looking, physically inferior person. Often seen having an awkward stance and/or an anger inducing face. This is a play on words of the NFL Star Deebo Samuel.

" That kid Jason is such a Dweebo Samuel bro. "

by user456712 March 23, 2022