Samson

Samson is the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever me a Samson, do not let him go. Samson warms your heart when you see him, and you ate for him when he’s away. When you walk away from Samson you can’t help but thinking that you wish that you could turn back and kiss him. Samson is one of the best people that you will ever me, and that is why I recommend that you always stay alert for Samson. Because he will change your life forever.

Sister: Where is Samson?
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.

by Maddie&Samson March 14, 2019

samsung refrigerator

aka Sapnap, a minecraft youtuber who everyone simps for<3

I simp for samsung refrigerator or, did you see his new video?

by rinaniels September 10, 2020

Samsung galexy note 7

samsung's fuck up of a phone, that when you charge it it becomes the equivalent of a bomb.

person 1:"hey, I just got a Samsung galexy note 7."

person 2:"so you bought a bomb that can call and text?"

person 1:" and play games."

by elitehaxser January 8, 2017

samdung

The name I gave my 5 year old, out of warranty 32 inch samsung Hi Def. TV after failing with a double image and discolored video on the lcd display. The same can be said for the rest of the products they sell, since I was disappointed, that the dang thing only lasted me 4 years.

My friend: Hey, why is your TV starting to look so distorted man??? It’s givin me a damn headache!!
Me: It’s a Samdung piece of crap that I ignorantly purchased at Walmart.

I should’ve purchased a Sony at Best Buy instead bro!!! I knew I shouldn’tve purchased that Samdung there Man!!! What a ding dong!!!

by Xclibur2001 August 13, 2018

Samsung sam

A hot ass virtual assistant made by samsung to be used on their phones

You: Hey man let me see your phone for a sec

*Friend hands you his phone and you check out samsung sam and walk to the bathroom with the phone*

(5 min later)

You: wow very interesting

*you hand phone back*

Friend:why's my phone so sticky now

by Big man in da mornin June 1, 2021

Samsung galaxy note 9

10 iPhone XSs for less than 1000 bucks

I bought the best phone in the universe, the Samsung galaxy note 9

by Harambe808 December 30, 2018

Samsung Galaxy S

A type of smartphone that is better than iPhone.

Dude 1: Look at this guy! He has Samsung Galaxy S! Where did you get them?
Dude 2: In the AT&T store.

by JC1199154 April 28, 2020