Holly Sampson

Tiger Woods' seventh, arguably his hottest, mistress. Also a very successful pornstar in the big boobs MILF category.

Person 1: Holy fuck check out that porno with Holly Sampson!
Person 2: Tiger Woods is one luck mofo to tap that.

Holly Sampson by iocaooa January 15, 2010

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Archie sampson

He gets no bitches

‘Man that guy is a real Archie sampson’

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George Sampson is Britian's Got Talent 2008 winner. He comes from Warrington, England and is a breakdancer. [: OBV.

Girl #1: OMFG ITS GEORGE EFFING SAMPSON!!!
Girl #2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
George Sampson: Er, Hey. (Smiles)

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man I stuck my beefy sampson in his rusty sherifs badge last night!

beefy sampson by Hoash October 2, 2007

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the retarded version of homer simpson and is on the ripoff to the simpsons the sampsons

hey dog do you wanna watch the sampsons? nah i dont like hogle sampson

It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.

Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?

Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.

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Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.

"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."

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