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semen sampler

One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.
Sally is such a semen sampler.
by JTAD July 25, 2007
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floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway
Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.
by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012
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Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples
Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"
by Dubsauce July 26, 2007
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John Sample

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.
teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"
by Physics Man II November 13, 2005
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free samples

Possibly the best thig on planet earth. They are usually food but occasionally can be other items. Also they are the only good free thing.
Dude, let's get some of those free samples from over there!
by Fiona Slennz March 31, 2005
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Sampler Plate

A place with people from many distinct cultures, coupled with the fact that one wants to bang people from all cultures. It is to be done in the matter of choosing cultures as if it were a sampler place or a buffet. Large universities are excellent Sampler Plates.
Damn, Ohio State is a Sampler Plate bro! Shit hits different...

Dude, tf are you talking about? Pussy is pussy.
by the cool duder August 30, 2020
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sample

In music, sampling is the reuse of a portion of a sound recording in another recording.

Samples may comprise elements such as rhythm, melody, speech, sounds, or entire bars of music, and may be layered, equalized, sped up or slowed down, repitched, looped, or otherwise manipulated.
wow, ava max really sampled around the world for her song my head & heart!!!!
by CUMSE December 1, 2020
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