A place where low income broke scum go to to get clothes
where poor little childern go to get their clothes cause mommy the bad whore and daddy the loser cant get a good job.
where poor little childern go to get their clothes cause mommy the bad whore and daddy the loser cant get a good job.
he used underwear from salvation army
his family was so broke as a child he had to go to salvation army thats where daddy took his poor fat little son cause the daddy was broke
his family was so broke as a child he had to go to salvation army thats where daddy took his poor fat little son cause the daddy was broke
by boogie February 23, 2005
Get the SALVATION ARMY mug.Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.
Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"
Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"
JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."
Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"
JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"
Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"
JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."
Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"
JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
by WTF2011 August 19, 2011
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Well meaning people who probably do more bad than good by telling people they need "saving" and there is something wrong with them when they are at their lowest eb.
by Brigante October 23, 2005
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Get the salvation army mug.the department store where the cooler emo kids get some bargains on used shirts, but it isn't the main source of clothes, whereas it is for the lower class.
by sTaCy November 23, 2004
Get the salvation army mug.A place where poor people shop. They have to go to salvation army because they're needy. They just weren't as lucky as some whos fathers could mantain a job.
Awww, poor kid had to go to salvation army cause daddy couldnt hold a job. That must be embarrassing.
by youstilldamnpoor March 20, 2008
Get the salvation army mug.A syndrome in which the saved falls for the savior. Whether they were saved from themselves, or a tower with a dragon, or an abusive significant other some people just can't help falling in love with the person who saved them. But it can lead to a bad/toxic relationship if the saved party/savior becomes clingy, overbearing, bossy, pushy, possessive, etc.
"Millie, your salvation infatuation is going to get you hurt."
Abbie could feel her heart patter, as he pulled her back onto the ledge. It was the start of a salvation infatuation.
Abbie could feel her heart patter, as he pulled her back onto the ledge. It was the start of a salvation infatuation.
by SkyAlexander July 28, 2019
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