Saftasheve

The greatest ship that has ever existed is consists of three twitter people Natasha,Safia & Eve.

Person 1: Do you ship Saftasheve?
Person 2: Yes! it's my OTP
Person 3: What is Saftasheve?
Person 1&2: GET OUT OF HERE

by AnonymousDanosaur March 22, 2013

saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 30, 2015

Saftey

A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.

Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)

by Kswaub April 29, 2005

Saftey Dance

1. n. A dance that is very safe.
2. n. A song that was popular in the 1980's and was supposedly about the policical situation in soviet russia... even though it made no sense at all.

1. Comon carl, lets do the saftey dance.
2. You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind, cause' if your friends don't dance no if they don't dance well then there no friends of mine.
You can go where you want to, you can leave this world behind. And act like you come from out of this world and leave the real one far behind.

You can dance
Oh you can dance ect.

by Atlec July 29, 2008

Saftey Not Guaranteed

An add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called Captian J picard. The add reads: "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

by saftey not guaranteed August 15, 2006

SAFTD

Sundays Are For Trackie Dacks

"Hey it's Sunday, what are you wearing?"

"SAFTD"

by Gopies August 12, 2017

SAFTB

Acronym for Saturday's Are For The Boys.

Girls can have their Monday's and Wine Wednesday's, hell we'll even give em the whole work week. But Saturday's...now those are for the boys.

"Should I smash this beer can on my head?"

"Fuck yeah you should. SAFTB."

by The Red Sea August 29, 2016