family sabotage

When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.

Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.

by Thunder Stone October 27, 2013

Sable

A girl you can only dream of, she is kind, smart, and affectionate. Not only that, she also has a unique personality. She can catch any guys eye! She is not only affectionate, she is absolutely stunning, she can make anyone's jaw drop. You'd be lucky to know or be around a Sable.

Wow, did you see Sable? She is stunning!

That Sable is definitely one of a kind!

by WannaBeAPopStar June 18, 2018

Sabnoor

Sabnoor is the most prettiest girl you will ever meet she's got long hair with gorgeous shining eyes.Sabnoor will usually hang out with a group of friends . She's a very outgoing human being who brings joy to the crowd. She will at least make most of the group laugh with her good sense of humour.She will put friends before herself and will look after anyone who's part her life. She is very bubbly and is happy about anything .

Person1:Sabnoor just asked if I wanted to be her friend !
Person2:omg lucky , she is so nice I wish she was my friend

by Demi261612 September 15, 2017

Sabrotage

When your bro sabotages you.

Pete really sabrotaged me during our business meeting!

by JuniorLoz July 24, 2019

Self-Sabotaging

One who keeps screwing things up for themselves. Usually not on purpose.

God why did I blurt that out to him? I need to stop self-sabotaging my life.

by YES123456789 April 20, 2011

sablstt

Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight

common hashtag or phrase, usually meaning that even the shittiest relationship is better than those appearing in Twilight novels

"OMG I've just seen a woman kissing her goat!"
"Well... #sablstt"

by guyasp June 8, 2016

sabonus

Derived from its root of former NBA player Arvydas Sabonis, Sabonus means any kind of money you recive that is unexpected. Sabonis was know for standing in the key dishing out Sabonus passes. Sabonus money can be money recieved for your birthday or at a casino or any other kind of money not worked for.

"Dont loose all your money at the casino. Its ok, im playing with Sabonus money."

"Work gave be a big Sabonus cheque for vacation pay."

by kingadamo January 14, 2008