SABIS

Global School Network that will take your money and use the “point system” from the 1860s to teach you nothing.

From grades 5-12 you shall have 1-2 exams a day and no social life.

In grades 10-12 you will have no real life and will become depressed and tired of studying for exams endlessly

SABIS students have 4 types of exams
AMS - 25% of your mark
Periodic - 50% of your mark
Homework - 25% of your mark
End of Term - basically your entire mark KEKW.
If you get into a SABIS school, good luck!
Oh and the teachers are horrible

John : hey what school u in?
SABIS student : sorry bro I can’t talk rn gotta study
John : oh sucks to be you!

by a skrrt skrrt October 13, 2019

Sadist

One who gets pleasure (often sexual) from the suffering of others. It is a common myth that sadists like masochists, however the true sadist can get no pleasure from the pain he causes the masochist because the masochist is enjoying it.

*Masochist sees a sadist (identified by the whip and handcuffs in his back pocket) and sees an opportunity for a beautiful relationship*

Masochist: HURT ME!!!
Sadist: No.

by Xhzjang January 7, 2005

Sadist

A person who enjoys seeing/ causing others' pain, suffering and humiliation; usually getting sexual pleasure from doing so.

Being a sadist, she became excited seeing the man in bloody pain

by Squishy024 July 15, 2013

Sadistic rusth

opposite of musth, sadistic rusth is a mess and only occurs in elephants and turkish men

Tom: OMG look its loads of Turks!!!
James: yh their in sadistic rusth

by The TurkishTrain wreck March 25, 2009

sablstt

Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight

common hashtag or phrase, usually meaning that even the shittiest relationship is better than those appearing in Twilight novels

"OMG I've just seen a woman kissing her goat!"
"Well... #sablstt"

by guyasp June 8, 2016

Sabis

Oh, you want to have a normal school life that has good education with a reasonable price? Well, too fucking bad welcome to sabis where the teachers hate their jobs and couldn’t care less about you, you want a taste of the food? Sorry man, but the school lunch tastes like the rotten corpses of the children in a pedophile’s basement (I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if some 10 year old gets food poisoning because of it) Now, you might think that the school might be clean right? You can go check those bathrooms that haven’t been washed for like 3 years straight, and of course they only accept people with the standards of Jeff Bezos, if ur asf like me, i REALLY REALLY dont recommend you to try to get in this hell house called Sabis. Honestly, i will be honest here the exams are so unbearable, we have like 5 tests in every single fucking week, everything we learn is so useless like just teach me how to pay my taxes, but instead we learn shit like the quadratic formula. Chances of a random student committing suicide because of this hell of a school are alot. So, good luck! Oh, and if ur a student there, please for the love of god stop talking about how many kills you get in Fortnite, or i might just jump off a cliff. Sorry for my shitty i can’t be bothered to fix it.

{Imagine this is some funny meme or something idk, woohoo sabis}

by Sffcate January 24, 2021

Sabrist

A fencer who uses a saber blade, which is the coolest and most kickass weapon. Known for being much more athletic and less nerdy than Foilists and Epeeists. Sabrists are the divas of the fencing world, which oftentimes translates to being high strung but also fabulous. Of all fencers, Sabrists can yell the loudest.

Foilist: I fence the best weapon, because it requires precise technique and point control.
Sabrist: I could cut your head off with a machete.

by Saber ninja August 4, 2014