brooke swindle

The act of shoving ones finger in the anus and then into the tip of the penis for lubricant to deep throat

That girl Brooke swindles before she gives blowjobs

by You_no_me17 March 23, 2016

swindle cat

a person who swindles people regularly (steals from them/ lies to them/ cheats them)

man, that kid took all my money then rode my bike to the bank to deposit it, he's a swindle cat

or

that swindle cat ate my food when i wasn't looking

by Papa Beans April 27, 2008

slang swindle

When you think you coined a cool slang word, but then find out that somebody else already came up with it.

I thought i invented the word "thrift whore", but it turns out i was slang swindled.

by cup0joe22 September 08, 2010

Swahili Swindle

The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.

Tony: Yo Jaamal, you give Shaniqua da AIDS?!
Jaamal: I gave the girl the Swahili Swindle!

by Mein Kampfident November 08, 2009

The Great Rock'N'Roll Swindle

One of the best Sex Pistols albums, also made into a movie.

Its the only album that has "My Way" by Sid Vicious clearly recorded.

by Holly the smartass January 22, 2005

Swindling

The semi polite way of saying your going to steal something.

I don't have any money until payday, I'll have to go swindling to get that new outfit i saw.

Friend 1 - That's a nice jacket, wherre is it from?
friend 2 - i swindled it from kmart.

by infectedslut November 29, 2022

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 28, 2024