scorched porch

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

by the law September 4, 2006

scorched rail

When you've had soo much sex your member looks like a bbq'd weenie

"Man, I had soo much tail this weekend my dick looks like a scorched rail"

by Brent Hart April 5, 2007

Skotched

Used to describe something cool, trendy or awesome.

Friend 1: How was your weekend
Friend 2: It was so skotched

by SkotchedOne November 10, 2016

Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.

by Special Que May 17, 2022

Scorched Earth

When an intense rage overcomes a person to the point of losing ther mind and all self control, and go on a rampage of destruction of property or the person that wronged them.

I went Scorched Earth when the constant uncontrolled beeping from the device across the street that went on for days, compelled me to go insane, so I lost my head and went over there with a hammer and bashed it to bits.

by Slow-wit April 10, 2023

scorched

basically high as fuck to the point that you shit yourself and dont care

FUCK!! im scorched this is good shit

by jdewitt97 May 19, 2010

scorched earth

a woman who has razor burn on her downstairs.

That woman had a bad case of scorched earth.

by Justin and Mickey May 1, 2008