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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
by QuacksO July 27, 2019
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i can see what she had for breakfast

HER SKIRT OR SHORTS IS SO SHORT I CAN SEE HER GENITALS
A girl bends over showing everything ..
I can see what she had for breakfast.
Canadian slang.
by Sunny dayze May 29, 2018
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Girl in centro recursos watching gacha life when she cant

she makes me so mad grrr shes not supposted to watch videos or whatever centro de recursos is a place where you can only study. And some teacher lets her watch but ur not supposted to let her wtf..
Person 1: Yo look at that Girl in centro recursos watching gacha life when she cant
Person 2: Let me talk to her
Also person 2: Hey you cant watch gacha life here.
Girl in centro recursos when she cant : *changes to another website and stares at you*
Person 2: *knowing that shes just trying to hide so just walks away*
Girl thats watching gacha: *continues watching gacha life*
Teacher next to her: Yeah you can just watch gacha lol its not like they dont let you haha.
by mkunga February 9, 2023
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she cannot

means the thing that she can't do, with emphasis on her inability to do the thing; stronger form of "she can't even"; milder form of "she can't not even"
by sir constipator January 20, 2017
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Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
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