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S.J.B.R.

its my birthday, whats up with an S.J.B.R.?
by 1-800-GET-BUSY February 16, 2010
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S.J

wow, the guy sounds like he likes to take rim shots
*shhhhllluck* good shit MOD (in caps cause i suck ass)
by hex_ten June 10, 2004
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B.S.J.O.

Big Sex Jump Off. Big Sex Jump Off. 1)Uncharectoristicly Sexually Uninhibited via excessive drug and alcohol consumption. 2)Sex Nasty
"She throws back that bottle of J.D. a couple more times and she will be primed and pumped for a B.S.J.O.!"
by daryl leckt January 4, 2008
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F.T.S.J.

Fuck
That
Shitty
Job

When a person has had enough of an employer and cannot stand the same rut every day this can be shouted or txd after you quit or go a-wall from everyone.
ITonya: I just let the larm go and said F.T.S.J.
Becky: Why the hel did you do that your gonna get fired.
ITonya: Depression and bi-polar disorder is a bitch. Not to mention, I have this guy on my ass that is obssessed with his apperence and wants me to feel wrong so he doesn't cry in his chereo's and ramen noodles when the dumb ass figures out he has feelings for me.
Becky: WTF are you talking about?

ITonya: Jayliegh I hate the S.O.B. but it's all I keep thinking about. I "work" at the place that we went to one time for frolacking. He took me on the hood of my car in the shipping/rec. Dock. Every time I walk to the entrance door I remember it. Ficken sux Anywho, we broke it off!
Becky: Oh, thats why you don't wanna go <3 pains quit being a sop, tell him you love him still.
ITonya: He knows, and uses it for destruction
by LivInmy2hoesA$$ November 19, 2009
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B.S.J.O.

Big Sex Jump Off- #1)A sexual encounter, significace greatly exaggerated by conscous altering substances. #2)B.IG S.EX (first ever,meaningful,heartfelt,most memorable,signifacant) + J.UMP O.FF (everybodys sex partnerl); a heartfelt sexual encounter with everybodys sex partner
#1) "Dumb Ass! You didn't have sex with ( a ) 4 Star Kelly!! (or fill in the blank) Your B.S.J.O. was with Loosey Lucy!" #2) first drunk says; "Damn! I wanna' get me summa' that fine Bitch!" second drunk responds;"Dude, last weekend you were lying about doing 4 Star *****.Throw back some more Jack Danials and you'll be having a B.S.J.O. with Loosey Lucy again. NO! Somemore Sex!"
by darylleckt November 17, 2009
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R.S.J

I saw her boobs kanina. When i got home, R.S.J.
by PervieMD October 14, 2015
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Schrödinger's /j

when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.

Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
by MadMadDog October 30, 2020
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