rutherford jazz trio

A collection of fantastic musicians fathering a generation of groovige and unfathomable sex appeal. Known for a healthy dose of bullshit clouded by the facade of profound lyricism, Rutherford Jazz Trio stands for pacifism, hope, and mutually assured destruction.

Went to see Rutherford Jazz Trio last night, I think I might've cummed a little.

by Rutherford jazz trio August 6, 2022

Joey Rutherford

A savage that loses his virginity to a 18 year old milf at canobie lake park. A living legend some may say. He learned about his ways from a secret mountain tribe excluded from civilization for thousands of years, there is where Joey Rutherford learned the ways of spitting game and fucking bitches.

Boy 1: I worship Joey Rutherford

Boy 2: Same here

by Da__bomb March 8, 2017

Ella Rutherford

Ella you are a fucking legend!!! Literally so beautiful 😍 goddamn wife material. Smiles like a mother fucken angel like what. Sexiest mother fucker. You are perfect in every way and you don’t deserve to be treated badly. Please don’t waste your precious time talking to people like Heath and Douglas. Talk to me. I will be yours forever xxx

-J

Ella Rutherford is amazing

by Yohandre July 20, 2019

Rutherford B Hayes

A deceased man who pesonifies all that is evil in the world

Guy#1Oh no I just got pregnant. This is all Satan's fault.
Guy#2 No, no , don't blame Satan. Blame RUTHERFORD B HAYES!

by Bates^10 May 10, 2006

rutherforgasm

a female orgasm, achieved by well planned and well skilled sex, used in American Pie: Naked Mile when they first arrive on campus and eric's friend asks dwight to teach them of the legendary rutherforgasm,

"I had Cindy over last night, I gave her a little taste of what a rutherforgasm feels like.

by Jim Thompson October 26, 2007

Rutherford

The most hood town in the Napa Valley. It goes down there. we got mexicans at la luna market hanging and drinking beers. white boys smokin stoges and drinkin wine. and theres some dope ass cars in Rutherford. u wanna fuck around here, then the BADASSES OF RUTHERFORD will hunt ur bitch ass down and burn a stoge on ur neck bitch. 707 ALL DAY.

Yan: "Aye breh. Where were you at yesterday?"
Bais: "I was in rutherford burning some stoges at la luna"
Yan: "Ah shit. I was in St. Helena with some fags on some wine tour"
Bais: "Wow bro. You're fuckin gay."

by THEGREEKSTUD September 2, 2010

Mike Rutherford

Huge turd. Linked to him being the bassist/guitarist in Genesis, especially the 80s LPs.....
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At a party where you have drank and smoked too much, you have just woke up and are squelching and sniffing the AWFUL TRUTH.....
'I think I just did a Mike Rutherford in my pants man!'

by djbladdered October 16, 2008