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rusted musket

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust
I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!
by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009
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Rustic Sex

A better way of saying "When 'old' People have sex" Or, the trend of "Old people having sex"; -Old people sex-
When i found out that my 60 year old parents were having sex, i almost threw up. I told my friend, and he told me it was a new trend called "Rustic Sex"
by woozlefaboozle March 20, 2009
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rustic

a person who has rugged good looks, usually consisting of high cheek bones, a dark-ish swarthy complexion, and dark brown curly hair. tends to be interested in outdoor activities and near-death experiences. reeks of manliness.
Dude, did you see that hottie who just climbed the tree like it was nobody's business!?! He's SO rustic!
by RusticFan February 6, 2010
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rusted cougar

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.
I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.
by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008
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Rustic

"The paint's chipped!!" "No, it's rustic"
"There's water in the wax!" "No, it's rustic"
by candles March 1, 2015
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The Rusted Trombone

The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.
Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."

Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
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Intermezzo from Cavallieria rusticana

The music from the start of 'Raging Bull' and the end of 'Godfather part III'

probably the most beautiful piece of music ever written by human hands ever. full stop
by bigmeuprudeboy October 3, 2003
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