Russo-Nomics

professional wrestling storylines written by writer vince russo that don't make sense or insult your intelligence. currently can be seen in tna.

this week’s lesson in russo-nomics: a 4-corners pole match, for weapons you can’t use until another match in 2-weeks, and there is no winner of this match.

by Zeromus EG November 5, 2006

Russo Pour

When a whiskey glass is filled so completely that the whiskey forms a miniscus on the top.

I’ll take a Buffalo Trace Russo Pour.

by WhiskeyKnox June 25, 2021

russo swerve

Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.

*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*

Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir

*brings a huge box into the house*

You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!

*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*

Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*

You: WTF?

Donkey: HEE HAW

by jasonisjericho December 9, 2008

Russo-Nazi

a term for Russians in a reference to the Russo-Ukrainian war from 2014 to 2023 especially the invasion in 2022, the annexation of Kherson and the Bucha Massacre.

Plural: Russo-Nazis

Volodymyr Zelensky: We Ukrainians will never allow these Russo-Nazis take away our lands and invade our Polish Neighbours or our NATO, Japanese, South Korean and Taiwanese allies! They think we're Nazis but we're not. The Russian invaders are the Nazis

by Porg009 March 31, 2023

russo swerve

Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.

*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*

Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir

*brings a huge box into the house*

You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!

*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*

Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*

You: WTF?

Donkey: HEE HAW

by jasonisjericho November 12, 2008

Russo's On The Bay

A beautiful catering hall with crappy service from dirty spanish people who can careless about the customers that walk in and out of this place, which also ruins the whole experience . HELLO FRANK RUSSO WHERES THE WHITE PEOPLE? SO MUCH FOR KEEPING WITHIN THE "FAMILY".

Russo's On The Bay is great just need to fire all the dirty spanish people =) and more italians

by a good customer March 1, 2009

Russo out

The act of being fired from your job for sexual harassment.

Dude, he just grabbed the secretaries ass, he's gonna Russo out for sure.

by SycoPhreak November 18, 2010