rusty inhaler

When someone farts in his/her partner's mouth while receiving a rusty trombone or rusty ukelele

My girl friend broke up with me because I gave her a rusty inhaler while she was giving me a trombone.

I like a hit from my rusty inhaler when I am in the middle of playing my girlfriend's rusty ukulele.

Nothing clears up my ass-thma like a rusty inhaler.

by D. Webster 66 October 23, 2013

Rosey

Her name means so many things to so many people, but to her it doesn't mean much. She's talented and so beautiful- when she walks into a room people can't help but stare. She lacks self-confidence due to insecurities people have made her feel bad about before. She covers up those insecurities by being outgoing, friendly, and crazy. She's so strong and impacts the lives of everyone that she walks into. She gives so much- but very rarely gets much back. Someday she's find someone who wants to show her and help her recognize her own beauty because he will truly love her. She comes off as tough and a bit emotionless to many people, but that's simply because she builds walls around herself because many people she's let in have hurt her and left her. She's really a genuinely kind, warm-hearted girl who deserves so much better than how she's been treated. She's constantly looking below the surface, she's a kind, accepting, understanding, non-judgmental human being. She's also incredibly hilarious and sarcastic. She's probably been through a lot or is going through a lot, so she's always very grateful and appreciative for nice and kind people. She often feels lonely, very often times she feels hated by everyone, but she just has difficulty in being understood. She's realistic, but sensitive. She's brave, but thinks she's weak. She's beautiful- inside and out. From her perfect body to her intelligent, interesting, lovely, amazing mind, she's an absolute creation of perfection.

Guy 1: Rosey is so gorgeous! How can any guy not fall in love with her the second they see her?
Guy 2: I don't know, something about her just makes me want to get to know everything about her... she's beautiful.

by Ashlee C May 27, 2013

Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.

"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."

by dhallows23 June 29, 2016

Rusty Corndog

When one shaves his shaft and inadvertently cuts it, lets the blood dry, and then has his significant other give him a blow job.

Bro, I gave that girl a rusty corndog last night.

by RustyDog69 April 16, 2021

Going Rousey

To verbally go off (tear a strip off or go haywire) on someone.

aka "Going Rhonda"

Did you see that girl going Rousey on the dude? She was all up in his grill about to push his wig back!

by MMA Watcher February 16, 2012

rusty sensei

Someone who is a master of all things rusty and has supreme knowledge and experience in this specialized non-procreative area.

I yielded in great deference to the rusty sensei as he waxed eloquently with great depth and breath on bold concepts as the rusty trombone to the rusty ride to 50 shades of rust.

by sbp1029 November 7, 2013

Rusty Valet

Eating ass in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, McDonald's parking lot.

Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!

by Calopolus October 4, 2010