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Romanian

Person born in Romania (Eastern Europe).

A few characteristics of Romanians:
- welcoming: when they invite you to their home, they expect you to come (usually, bring a small gift, especially if you visit for the first time); when they ask you if you would like something to drink, or eat, pick something, they'll bring you something anyway; if you refuse, they will feel offended)
- sociable: they make friends very fast and would start a conversation from scratch
- fun to be around: the romanian humor is contagious; plus, they know a million ways to have fun
- feminine (women): even those who don't have taste in fashion, are still wearing clothes that look feminine
- passive: not very good at taking a stand; when problems appear, the first thing they want to do is to peacefully negotiate
- beautiful: the average woman is an 8, on a scale from 1 (Quasimodo) to 10 (Victoria's Secret models)
- the average man is 6.5 - 7, on the same scale ( in large cities, that are more developed, the grade ups a bit)
- naive: most romanians are not suspicious by nature
- not punctual: they have a saying about the time you should wait for a person: "the Academic quarter", which means that educated people wait for others not less, but not more than 15 minutes
- heavy coffee drinkers: no morning without coffee, whether it's espresso, latte, or any other type
- hard workers, heavy slackers: let's just say they know when to take their breaks
- show-offs: they tend to proud on the latest gadgets, expensive cars, exclusive watches or whatever "precious" that they have
- rude retail service: when you buy something, if the change is less that 1 RON, don't expect it anymore (unless you're shopping in a franchise shop, where they have other standards)
- tip-oriented: it is considered very rude to not leave a tip in restaurants, coffee shops, salons, taxis. the minimum tip is 10 percent of the service provided, but if the overall payment is small, then leave a bigger tip. (restaurants: for 50 RON, tip should be 10 RON; coffee shop: for 13 RON, tip should be at least 2 RON; salons: tip should be 30%; taxi: tip should be 15 - 20%)
- lazy: they don't do something unless they have to
by Cat OP June 14, 2013
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Reverse Romanian Wilkinson

A particularly vulgar move where the one partner eats guacamole out of the asshole of the other followed by marbles being shoved into a orifice then followed by one partner getting a face ride from the other using a penguin mask as a penetrative device
Joe: Dude Mia and I did the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson last night
Dallas: How did you obtain that much guacamole man
Joe: The hard part was getting the marbles the smelled stank before and after
by WilkinsonRomanian69 January 10, 2022
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Related Words
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Romanian train suck

Romanian train suck is when a gypsy hoe is giving you head in a train toilet, spits the cum in your eye and nicks your wallet.
Marcel: Dude. Can you go buy me some beer for party.
Cornel: Shit. I can't. I don't have my ID. I got a Romanian train suck last weekend and it was in the wallet.
Marcel: Damn. I feel you dude. No problem.
by iSo0uNdz January 3, 2020
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Romanian Racquetball

When you're in a racquetball court and you shart. Then proceed to wipe said shart liquid upon the wall.
Ohhhhhh dude remember when I took that Romanian Racquetball up at the Rec Center at college.
by Murgu Djavic June 17, 2012
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Romanian Picnic

Performing oral sex on a woman who is on her period
Guy 1: Hey man, how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Good, had a Romanian Picnic with my girlfriend
Guy 1: Chunky!
by cneill117 October 30, 2014
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Ecce Romani

A series of introductory classical Latin textbooks for middle or high school level. Features humorous (whether intentionally or not) readings about the adventures of the family of Gaius Cornelius, a Roman senator, at the beginning of the first century A.D. Other characters include: Aurelia, Cornelius's wife; Marcus and Cornelia, their son and daughter; Sextus, a troublesome boy who is living with the family; Davus, the overseer of the family's country estate; Flavia, Cornelia's best friend; Eucleides the Greek tutor; Geta, a runaway slave; Valerius, Cornelia's husband 15 years her senior, and Uncle Titus, the worst arbiter bibendi of all time.

Literally translated, "Ecce Romani" means, "Look! Romans!"
"Where'd you get those Latin skills?"
"Ecce Romani, word!"

"Oh, man! Our carriage has been stuck in a ditch for nine days! This is an Ecce Romani-esque scenario."
by p.t July 16, 2008
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Romania

ive seen many posts on romania, and how its terrible.
lemme tell you, im from there, and yh its not the best country ever, but it certainly isnt the worst!!

education is messed up yh (like in america)
were not as poor that we cant afford a house- those parts are the gypsies parts of romania, or the small towns near the highway. its really pretty :)
i personally have nothing against hungary, idk why its so huge, but everyone has their own opinions i guess
the streets arent the cleanest, but its nowhere near america...
we've had our things in the past, w communism and stuff, so thats why it may not look the best, but were recovering, right? like if someone cuts ur leg open its not just gonna disappear into thin air..
i personally find it very pretty, and i think you should visit it, especially sinaia!!
stay safe <3
romania is really pretty :)
by strangerthingsandromaniaaa September 2, 2022
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