Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.
Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"
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Examples of a ruddism:
"A bird in a hand is better than two bushes."
"You have enough to do. I don't mean to throw more worms on the fire."
"She was green with ivy."
"You can't teach a dog old tricks."
"That's just my cross to burn."
"You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can't look it in the mouth."
"Six of one. Half of the other."
"A bird in a hand is better than two bushes."
"You have enough to do. I don't mean to throw more worms on the fire."
"She was green with ivy."
"You can't teach a dog old tricks."
"That's just my cross to burn."
"You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can't look it in the mouth."
"Six of one. Half of the other."
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