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Rotters Jock

A strange black fungus lying in the crevis of your pelvis, resulting in a sicking rotting smell and large fungus stacks. Often mistaken with Gonorrhea.
My underwear is wet and now I have contracted Rotters Jock
by Denislovesrashers September 8, 2020
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Rotter

A sucker who rots; Fickim'
"You rotter totted my tot!"
by Cuppa Prasadh February 13, 2022
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Rotter

1. Milly
2. Jed

3. Anna

4. Olivia

5. Nic

6. Zoe

7. Linus
8. Mike

9. Sam
‘Milly is a massive rotter, perhaps number 1
by Shloer2 June 4, 2025
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Rotters-Jock

When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.

Not lethal, but the smell.....
"Jaysus, he was out hiking for the weekend and came back with a baaaad case of Rotters-Jock."
by Beamish-Miester September 8, 2020
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Schrodingers’ Rotter

When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
Friend 1: “Hey man what’s ur roomate up to”
Friend 2: “I don’t know, he was rotting when I left, so I guess it’s just a Schrodingers’ Rotter situation”
Friend 1: “What’s Schrodingers’Rotter”
Friend 2: When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
by bigleftnut49 May 18, 2024
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couch rotter

A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.
person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
by yonyinn November 25, 2013
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pot rotter

When there’s thousands of jobs and you keep complaining there are none?!?!
I can’t decide if I should get a job , so right now I’m content with not being able to take a shit like the rest of the other pot rotters?!?!
by PrincessCockWhore1 August 20, 2019
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