Skip to main content

Samuel Ross-Gower

A special species of Walrus of the order: Anura (Toad), family: Aegithalidae (Long Tailed Tits). It is often known to get drunk on the sea water in which it lives. In this delirious state, it donkey punches the blue whale (Order: Heather, Family: Spurr). Known to be of low fidelity, it is often hunted down by the Japanese Swordfish adept in the Ninja Arts of the Underwater.
That guy is such a jerk, he's like a Samuel Ross-Gower.

Only Samuel Ross-Gower could tap worse ass!!
by SmokingHotNinja March 10, 2009
mugGet the Samuel Ross-Gower mug.

sam ross-asplet

Absolutely awesome. There are almost no words to describe him. He is perfect, handsome, amazing, Loyal and Brave. He is extremely talented and has bulging Muscles.
Sam Ross-Asplet is not described by words.
by Speedy1226 August 27, 2018
mugGet the sam ross-asplet mug.

Steven Ross

Aye P, I just hit my bitch with the Steven Ross
by BillyBlunts December 19, 2018
mugGet the Steven Ross mug.

Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross

The sequence of last names called after "Bob" when the bowl/joint/blunt/bong is about to get started into rotation.
Represents every famous Bob.
Smoking device holder: BOB!
Person who next wants possession of the smoking device: Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross!
by astra420 January 4, 2011
mugGet the Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross mug.

sean ross

The worst person of all time, just a terrible terrible human being. Kid can't even tie his own shoes.

Person 1: "Hey do you know Sean Ross"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a real butt plug"
Person 1: "You serious"
Person 2: "More serious than Cancer"
Person 1: "Hey do you know Sean Ross"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a real butt plug"
Person 1: "You serious"
Person 2: "More serious than Cancer"
by sauceysauce19 April 29, 2015
mugGet the sean ross mug.

Shelley Ross

A girl that wears a bun,plays tennis ,has a big nose and booty . SHES A PENIS
by Shhhhh February 19, 2018
mugGet the Shelley Ross mug.

Summer Ross

As you look at her dark hair it seems to shimmer. Your eyes are drawn to the fact that her hair is so lengthy, down to her tight ass. Her beautiful face is demanding of attention. Her rose colored lips are pursed in what appears to be mid-kiss. The slight hint of moisture on her lips making them glisten in the light. They seem to call out to you, beckoning you to lean in and press your lips against hers. Her light brown eyes staring back at you as though to pierce your very soul and derive your thoughts and feelings. You can see the different shades of brown streaking through her eyes, making them appear to be alive just as fire does when it moves and flickers. If you ever find yourself to be with a Summer Ross never let her go. She will be a mans last love. She is the one you’re going to always strive to get. Her beautiful caramel skin will never be forgotten. Love her with a passion and have trust in her. She will give you her all to know that you’re happy. Her body that you’re hands once felt will be a memorizing momentum ot. Her voice when she sang to you, will now be the only kind of music you would want to listen too. Her height 5’4 is perfect for you. Love her and have faith, because she is very hard to get.
1-Hey, are you still with Summer Ross?

2- Yes, I’m never letting her go.
1- Good choice, she seems pretty fun!
2- Back off kid, she’s mine.
by Quartario May 16, 2018
mugGet the Summer Ross mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email