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roshambo

paper-rock-scissors A tie breaking game or a game used to see who goes first.
I roshambo'd his ass for his williams!
by Jessse April 18, 2008
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rochamblumpkin

Convince a dude to give you a blumpkin. Then, when he's done kick that homo in the nuts
See that gay guy over there. I gave him a rochamblumpkin
by DDP May 13, 2005
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rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

A game in which two peeople take turns kicking the other person south of the belt until only one is standing.
After a dispute about whether or not Bruce Lee could kick Batman's ass, John and Mike had a game of rochambeau.
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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rowshambo

If I had just bothered to look up rochambeau on the urban dictionary, I might have noticed it's not spelled rowshambo.
by Sui September 30, 2004
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roshambox

The game Roshambox was invented as a female Roshambo equivalent. Though instead of using this game to settle disputes it is used mostly in a playful manner. Any impact with the Vagina is counted in the game. Feet are not allowed. Stealth is key, if a boxer is detected in boxing position the intended boxee recieves one free box.

There is a point scoring system (this is only an example rubric):

Slap = 1 point
Upper Cut = 3 points
Knuckle Sangwich = 5 points
Wrap Around = 8 points
Between the Legs = 9 points
Headbutt = 10 points
Girl 1: "Why is Ashley on the floor clutching her cooter?"

Girl 2: "Because I just gave her a Knuckle Sangwich!"

Girl 1: "Roshambox baby; five points!"

(Both girls enjoy a high-five)
by Ray J November 16, 2006
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Rochambeau

a rochambeau is where i kick you in the nuts as hard as i can, and then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can. The first one to fall/quit loses.
Johnny: Hey! That joints mine! I made it!
Eric: Wanna rochambeau for it?
Johnny: OK!
by johnson123.123 February 7, 2008
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Roshambo

1. A very common name for the game Rock-Paper-Scissors (see Rochambeau). Also written Row-Sham-Bo.

2. A game created by the TV series South Park where two people hit each other in the crotch until one either falls down in pain or simply gives up.
1. Hey, I'll roshambo ya for the last piece of pizza!

2. Ha! You fell down, I get it!
by Stephen Olsen April 15, 2006
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