Joe Rogan Experience

Shitting your brains out on ivermectin

Yo I had covid symptoms so I took some horse paste and had a real Joe Rogan Experience

by arbitr4ry September 2, 2021

robgasm

(noun): An orgasm precipitated by looking at a picture of Robert Pattinson. The obvious conclusion to robsturbation.

Oh god, I have to stop looking at all of these fuckhawt Rob Pattinson pics! I'm going to die due to robgasm!

by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009

Rongaus

A unit of measurement equal to about 5 feet.

That cable was 4 Rongauses long!

by CNET October 8, 2008

roofalanche

A very large, heavy, deadly mass of snow falling off a large roof at once, destroying all below, and generally causing panic when the house shakes.

Hannah: Honey, what the heck was that?

Stanley: Ah, nothing.. go back to sleep, it was just a roofalanche. no worries...

by horatio Vermin December 15, 2008

Joe Rogan

Not Funny.

your such a joe rogan

by nerdxcore July 11, 2011

roganing

v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.

I saw a guy at the county fair roganing the schlongs on the horses.

by SkidMarkyMark May 8, 2006

The Rogan Tuck

Inspired by the fact that Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson are two sides of the same coin.

Commonly, when a homophobic guy allows two other guys to shit on him while he simultaneously gets off by sounding his penis with a cowboy catheter.

" That guy is a bigoted piece of shit, but I saw him begging for The Rogan Tuck on Craigslist last week. Fucking hypocrite. "

by Dr. Bananacheeze October 22, 2022