ROFLSHIPMP

ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD I PEE'D MY PANTS

Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura

Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie

Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)

Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!

Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP

Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!

by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010

Roflshank

A joke usually said when pretending to shank someone with an unusual object.

"I will roflshank you with this plastic fork"!

by obese dragonfly September 3, 2009

ROFLSHINANAGINS

another thing i made up since i cant afford a patent this is sort of my way of doing it this si probably my last definition too cuz i feel kinda dumb puttin it up

Che1134 (2:36:18 AM): but its tha dumbest name ever
ortegabomb (2:36:31 AM): ...
ortegabomb (2:36:36 AM): i thoughtchu liked it
Che1134 (2:36:41 AM): ROFLSHINANAGINS
ortegabomb (2:37:07 AM): haha
ortegabomb (2:37:12 AM): shinnanegans

by adam fukin menendez December 24, 2008

roflshmseuaemhwsbhotbtc

A way to express laughter through I.M.
It means: 'rolling on the floor laughing so my hard stomach exploded onto an elderly Mexican woman who was smuggling bicycle helmets over the Chinese border'

roflshmseuaemhwsbhotbtc!!!!

by DaveTheInvisibleManWhoOnlyISee March 17, 2011

roflshtijfgkbsntjsmffniwtphwsts

rolling on the floor laughin so hard that i just fucking got ksed by some n00b that just scammed me for fame now i want to pwn him with some steely throwing stars

dude how much money did yu sell fame for
i was just roflshtijfgkbsntjsmffniwtphwsts.

by maada October 22, 2008

roflshiv

verb: to roll on the floor laughing so hard that you vomit
(rolling on floor laughing so hard i vomit)

i roflshived all over my dog when i heard you say this
that was such a roflshiving moment
you just made me roflshiv
you are a roflshiver

by Jallybean April 19, 2010

roflshtmpbthaints

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that my pelvis begins to hurt and I need to stop.

dude 1: hey u wanna hear a joke?
dude 2: yeah. wat is it?
dude 1: poop.
dude 2: ROFLSHTMPBTHAINTS!!!!!!!

"aww dude, my pelvis still hurts from the time i was roflshtmpbthaintsing last night"

by jimjams5 May 16, 2010