ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

Rolling on the floor so hard i lost my taco and my sombrero fell off.

<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

<me>

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

by Fossekall October 6, 2011

roflshart

Verb.

1. A rather unfortunate occurrence whereby someone is rolling on the floor laughing so hard that the exertion causes them to break wind, which, by a cruel twist of fate is not all gaseous in its nature.

2. A very quick way to stop getting invited to a variety of social gatherings.

E.g. "I haven't been invited to anything since I roflsharted at Jim's funeral."

by Dangerz August 1, 2017

roflastc

rolling on the floor and smelling the carpet

'oh me and lucas were just roflastc-ing, come join us'

by shortshortstuff February 21, 2012

ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL

Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard That Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Expression used by Harry Potter fans. But only really cool ones.

HP fan 1: "Did you see the trailer for Vampires suck?!?"
HP Fan 2: "OMG, YEAH! I was ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL!"

by Sir Giftmonger November 14, 2010

ROFLSHIPMP

ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD I PEE'D MY PANTS

Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura

Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie

Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)

Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!

Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP

Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!

by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010

roflahaha

Rolling on the floor laughing and having a heart attack

A: Why did the chicken cross the road ?

To get to the other side

B: ROFLAHAHA

by SAGH02 June 15, 2009

reflash

the term used to describe the less painful shock of pain that comes shortly after u think that all the pepper spray is gone.

i got pepper sprayed today, and then i washed my face and eyes out. it burned real bad, but eventually went away. wow, was i surprised when reflash hit me and caused my entire face and eyes to burn again.

by pockets1213 October 10, 2006