Roseland, NJ

An upper class town in Essex County New Jersey that is next to Essex Fells, Livingston and West Orange. Roseland, NJ is a small and sweet town that is mostly Italian and Irish (whites). It is very similar to Essex Fells, NJ.

"Dude you know that kid from Roseland, NJ?"
"Yeah that kid is a PIMP!"
"I wish that I could live in a nice area like Roseland, NJ."
"Same, I'm stuck in the crappy suburbs!"

by Johnappelsown January 4, 2010

roflan

Rolling on floor laughing at noob

1: Hahahaha, look at that guy felled on his skateboard
2: roflan

by PHHRAGEN January 12, 2006

Roselander

Slang term used to describe a homosexual from the town of Roseland, NJ. Since Roseland has the highest percentage of Homosexuals in the area, the town has become well known for this and the butt of many a gay joke.

Yeah he must be a goddamn Roselander

by thebirdshack January 7, 2011

roflajo

rolling on floor laughing and jacking off
an action that one takes when there are told something hilarious while they are in the process of masturbating. I takes a lot of hand-eye coordination

Jon was watching 2 girls 1 cup when Henry told him a joke about minority's. Jon roflajo'd all over the place.

by uberchode69 May 2, 2008

roflaomf

rofl all over my face!

Ali: (texting) OMG christian my birfday is tomorrow!

Christian: O shit i completely forgot ROFLAOMF!

Ali: You would forget... deck!?

by waflmasta October 27, 2009

roflated

To make somebody rofl

YOU JUST ROFLATED!!!!

by Rtzizzle March 2, 2010

roflasm

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

by Rogaru March 8, 2014