roach

1. A pesky vermin insect that infests your house.

2. In many places a roach is a burnt joint, usually but not necessarily the very last end, it can be halfway finished and still be called a roach, the principle being on that it has already been smoked from.

3. Roofies, R2s, rohypnol, pills that can be used to get fucked up on usually with alcohol, or in many cases used as a date rape drug, effects can last for hours, with the user remembering little or nothing.

1. Buy some raid for your damn roach problem, Leo.

2. Save that roach for later I'm fucking high.
Wheres that roach that we were smoking earlier?

3. Dude, I just bought two roach pills from Brigg.
Hey can I have one of them roaches?

by weed-smoka May 19, 2007

Roach

Roach...is the phantom alt/evil genius , who lurks everywhere but is known only by but a few distant ones.
Always watched but never seen.
The minuteman of activism.
worship him, respect his unbounding knowledge, revere his undying compassion, and fear his wrath.

In the beginning , there was Roach...

everything else followed.

by kursha badurbadurp April 24, 2009

roach

The butt of a joint, NOT named after a cockroach.

"The marijuana addict refers to the reefer butt as a 'roach'...because it resembles a cockroach."

"What the fuck are these people talking about?! You gotta be crazy on acid to think a joint looks like a goddamn cockroach."

by joesmithey September 23, 2012

roach

A derogatory term for a potential customer at a car dealership, who's credit will not pass, and who typically has no down payment and is upside down in any trade in they may have.

" Man, last week I sold five units, this week, I have'nt seen anything but roaches!"

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

Roach

A disgusting male/female/other that never bathes and is really ugly.

Did you see codee and ananda? They are roaches!

by unknownlolyouroach May 11, 2014

roach

Noun. It refers to a person who one may have had past relationships with and who refuses to move on from that relationship. He/she continues to show up in your life.

You remember that guy I dated three months ago? I told him I wasn't interested and ended it with him. Well, he just text me and asked if I want to grab drinks with him tonight. He's such a roach - he just won't die.

by magbot2014 February 20, 2014

roach

england:slang term for rolled-up piece of cardboard put in the mouth end of a joint to catch tar which is produced by tobacco rolled in the joint.

america:usually means the end of a joint which can be re-used because there's still some weed in it. this occurs because in america, joints aren't rolled alot with tobacco and so don't need a filter.

not related to weed: a small freshwater fish.

-dude, you rolled this roach way too tight, i can't smoke this shit.
-well next time roll your own fucking spliffs, you retard.

-sir, we found marijuana roaches in your apartment
-so what, i smoke pot, what is that a crime?
-err...yeah

-i just caught a roach!
-wtf are your on about?
-the fish, you fuckhead

by Nicolo C May 8, 2011